Quibble

Is it fine today?
Another day needless to say
Is it getting redundant
Or am I too hesistant

Why is there a lag?
Is it because of this bag?

So now I think I'll drop on the parquet
Then see if they call me a poet

Now I burst in laughter
For I feel greater
As i get caught in the muck
It feels like being hit by a truck

So welcome to my life
The first day of the rest of my life

Note: I spent so much time on this rather then the others. I'd have to say I'm satisfied with this one. By the way I also love how i changed the tone of this poem in the fourth stanza.